Published July 4, 1907 - The Townsman
Fourth of July Program 1907
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THE TOWNSMAN PROGRAM For July 4th, 1907. 8.30 A. M. PARADE OF HORRIBLES All who desire to take part in the procession will meet at the Town Hall promptly at the hour named. New Ipswich Cornet Band will lead. Line of March: Town Hall to Henry Royce place and countermarch. A prize of $3.00 will be given for the most horrible rig A prize of $2.00 for the most horrible horrible. 10.00 A. М. CIVIC PARADE The parade will start from Town Hall; it will consist of Town Organizations, Fire Companies, Floats, Children's Brigade and Advertising Wagons of Business Houses. Opportunity will be given all visitors to join in the parade. A prize of $5.00 will be awarded to the best float 11.00 A. M. FIRE COMPANIES will have a test on Main Street 12.00 to 2.00PM DINNER-BASKET PICNIC There will be opportunity to purchase Dinner and Lunch in town. 2.00 P. M. FIELD SPORTS. Tugs of War - Obstacle Race. 75 Yard Dash - Sack Race Relay Badges will be given for prizes: 1st Blue. 2nd Red. 3rd Yellow. Judges: A. A. Woodward, A. C. Chase, W. H. Wilson. 3.00 P. M.. BASE BALL. Married Men vs. Single Men. 5.00 P. M. BAND CONCERT 8.00 P. M. FIREWORKS A good assortment has been purchased. 8.00 P. M to 1.00 A. M. DANCE-TOWN HALL Wright's Orchestra, 7 pieces Admission 25 cents. Refreshments served.
Parade of Horribles (Wikipedia entry)
The phrase parade of horribles originally referred to a literal parade of people wearing comic and grotesque costumes, rather like the Philadelphia Mummers Parade. It was a traditional feature of Fourth of July parades in parts of the United States in the 19th century, and "Horribles Parades" continue to be part of the Independence Day celebration in several New England in communities like Gloucester, Massachusetts.[1] A 1926 newspaper article about July the Fourth celebrations in the White Mountains of New Hampshire notes:
Old-time celebrations are to be held tomorrow at Littleton, Lancaster, Colebrook, and Conway, with all the usual features of street parades of horribles and grotesques, brass bands, decorated automobiles and vehicles, exhibitions by fire departments, basket picnics in convenient groves...[2]
Founded in 1926, the Ancient and Horribles Parade in Chepachet, Rhode Island continues this tradition.
Other rural New England towns, such as Hopkinton, Massachusetts, and Mendon, Massachusetts, still hold annual Horribles Parades.[3]
Obtundia Relief
The Thayer family donated some early medicines to the Society. Among the donations was a brochure for these helpful items.
James Roger diary entry
December 28, 1908 (Monday)
Frost 6 degrees, growing colder wind west. David choring round in forenoon as Pete stubbed his foot in the woods on Saturday and is still too lame. Daniel and him went to Greenville in afternoon and bought several things at Hartshorn’s sale. Got letter from Hamish today who has not got his grip yet. Also paper from Scotland.
This all sounds like great fun and demonstration of community spirit, except for ailments of the nether regions described in Thayer’s brochure; the aforementioned stubbing of the toe; and poor Hamish not yet getting his grip. Given current societal conditions, it would not be difficult anywhere in this nation to muster participants qualified to march in a Horribles parade. Who among us would exemplify the Most Horrible Horrible and accept a prize of a few bucks?
Greenville also had the Horribles parade. The Historical Society there has photos. It was pretty crazy.